As of 9/30/08′ at 6:45 PM, the future of Sarah Palin is in serious jeapordy. There should be a response shortly coming from the McCain camp on this latest of the Sarah Palin saga. Most conservatives like myself were counting on Sarah being able to re-invigorate the GOP and get it back to it’s core values. Sadly, it looks like we have all been screwed by a rising political star once again. This may very well be the turning point in this campaign. We might as well start getting used to Obama as our Socialist leader for the next 4 years. Personally, I am crushed by the news, but for those of you that want to know what this is all about, please keep on reading.
Some of the liberal bloggers worked together in trying to dig up dirt on Gov. Palin and have uncovered something that should have been caught during the vetting process. They announced just a short while ago that Sarah Palin may have her lipliner tattooed on permanently. Below is the picture they have uncovered. Becuase of the seriousness of the charge, I have decided to name the person that uncovered this dasterdly deed. Her name is ‘Anya Strzemien’. Anya evidently was working off a tip sent to her by a close friend that works for the blog called Wonkette. After looking at all the evidence, Anya decided to go public with this by publishing this info at the ‘beyond reproach Huffington Post’. Once it went public, and the good people of the Obama flock digested the news, the shit hit the fan.
Ok, I can’t take it any longer. Let me explain…. This is actually a real story running at the Huffington Post. And to top it off, they are not joking, and this is not someones idea of shtick. They actually think this is an issue. Below are some of the comments in response to this in-depth investigation. Yes, I know this is a joke, but only to you and I. The folks at Huffpo are actually taking this very serious. Here’s the bottom line… If we cant beat these idiots in this election then we need to go back to the drawing board and re-think our priorities. Please do not blame me for any suicides because of this posting.
Let the stupid comments run amock…
“Now I know what McCain saw in her.”
– Posted by P.M.
“Hint: Her lips probably look that way from all the asses she’s had to kiss lately.”
– Posted by Z.B.
“Lipliner looks gross anyway. Why anyone would want to put stripes on their mouth…………”
– Posted by Y.E.S.
“You can tell it’s a taboo by look at her upper lip; the tatoo artist increased her lip line. Sarah Palin must be quite vain to have had this procedure. She also owns her own tanning salon. Not your avergae hockey mom if you ask me.”
– Posted by A.V.
“Fine with me if her lipliner has been tatooed. Perhaps it had to be! Afterall, you can’t put lipstick on a pitbull!”
– Posted by A.J.
“If her lipliner is infact a tattoo, too bad for her when she gets older and her lips shrink. What a stupid thing to do. Almost as stupid as thinking she could be a remotely adequate Prez when melanoma or age strikes down her running mate.”
– Posted by P.C.
“Considering what comes out of that mouth… does she kiss her mother and children with that same mouth??!!”
– Posted by T.T.L.
“Kudos to whoever did the research.”
– Posted by S.C.
“Good Christians don’t get tattoos.”
– Posted by J.F.
“Did you see the Wasilla Assembly of God video where she talked about Track getting a tattoo and how they “didn’t approve” but were proud that he got a “big ol’ Jesus fish”?”
– Posted by J.F.
“She has a nervous tic, shows up in those interviews. She always licks her lips, leaving a border of lipstick. That’s my guess.”
– Posted by S.D.
“She probably has a tramp stamp too!”
– Posted by R.S.
“Can we as dedicated liberals stop this senseless time-wasting nonsense and get back to planning the socialization of this nation?”
– Posted by H.D.
At least the very last post showed that some liberals still have their eye on the ball. Some of them admit that their goal is nothing less than a Socialist State for the USA. We have no choice but to beat these people in 35 days from today! We cannot let this country be run by the stupidest people on earth!
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