Coffee Party

28 02 2010
A big h/t goes out to long-time GiovanniWorld member Will, for being the first to warn me know about this new Progressive organization. They call themselves The Coffee Party.
 
What a laugh. Progressives don’t like the idea that most of America is rejecting the spiked Kool-Aid the progressives are drinking. They didn’t especially like the idea of Tea-Parties organizing and becoming a force for good Conservative, Constitution based ideals. So what’s a lefty Progressive to do? Well, first they try to laugh at and demean the people who call themselves Tea-Partiers. When that doesn’t work they try to sell the idea that Tea-Partiers are Green colored Aliens from another planet, and we do not come in peace. That didn’t work either because people now know there’s nothing to fear from Tea-Partiers, or the values they represent. Almost forgot… progressives also use the words “bigot” and “racist” and connecting them to Tea-Partiers, but like everything else they tried, it didn’t work. Are there racists in this country? Sure there are, but they DO NOT represent the Tea-Parties in any way, and Tea-Partiers do everything they can to distance themselves from the few idiots still left in this country that promote hatred.
 
With all that failing to minimize the Tea-Party movement, that left the progressives with not much else to do. Until… some mis-guided youngster thought it would be a good idea to fight fire with fire by starting their own ‘movement’ organization. They call themselves the “Coffee Party”. C’mon people can’t you do any better than that? At least we chose a real American historical event with real meaning to it, to name ourselves after. Progressives should have tried to tie the name of their group to some event that would relate to their purpose. Hell, it’s their little group, I guess they can call it what they want… morons.
I went to their website last night and poked around for a few minutes. It didn’t take long for me to realize that the Coffee Party is a joke. They may take themselves very serious, but there is no way that I can.
Below is a tweet I copied from their site. They evidently tried to have meetings around the country last night to get their organization off the ground. If Lee’s tweet is any indication, we have nothing to fear…
 
leejunhurr Got back from a #coffeeparty meeting. Just a bunch of hippie bullshit. America, I am disappoint. #coffeepartyfail about 1 hour ago reply
 
Now check out a poll they had on their site. Job creation was only 16%, un-freakin-believable. Enjoy…
 
In your opinion, what is the most urgent issue?
Immigration
2%
Healthcare
65%
Climate Change
7%
Job Creation
16%
Bank Regulations
5%
Fair Elections
5%
Total votes: 414
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Long live the Tea-Party!
Gio-

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22 responses

28 02 2010
DCG

So we need to come up with a definition of coffee:

Commies
Offering
Failed
Facts
Eventually
Expire

My first shot…I’m sure some one can come up w/something better!

28 02 2010
The Angry White Woman

Ooh, ooh, I got one:

Comrade
Obama’s
Frightfully
Flawed
Evil
Empire

28 02 2010
giovanniworld

Hmmm, I think you may have the edge with this one.

Gio-

28 02 2010
giovanniworld

Not too shabby!

Gio-

28 02 2010
Doc's Wife

Is this a joke? It shows how far removed from reality they really are!

28 02 2010
giovanniworld

DW,

I wish it was a joke!

Gio-

28 02 2010
giovanniworld

How about…

Communist
Obama
Fights
For
Elitist
Empire

Gio-

28 02 2010
The Angry White Woman

That’l work.

1 03 2010
DCG

I knew there were others here w/a better way wit than me! I’m waiting for Dave’s input before my final vote! (no offense to others🙂 )

2 03 2010
Angry White Woman

Dave, we’re still waiting…

1 03 2010
Tom in NC

How about:

Commie
Obama
Fights
Freemarket
Ends
Economy

1 03 2010
Will

Of freaking course Health care would be their top priority like we did not see that coming I mean for freaking real could you be anymore transparent then that? And this…

Immigration
2%
Healthcare
65%
Climate Change
7%
Job Creation
16%
Bank Regulations
5%
Fair Elections
5%
I take back what I said at the other post, I give these clowns a life cycle of three minutes- they lose two for being so damn stupid!

1 03 2010
The Angry White Woman

yeah,
The “poll” is so transparent their agenda can be seen a mile away. The day immigration rates a 2% and climate comes in at 7% on the libs scale of urgency I’ll shit and fall back in it.

1 03 2010
The Angry White Woman

Excuse my crassness, but Gio said we could post whatever we wanted…

2 03 2010
Will

HAVE AT IT!

2 03 2010
Angry White Woman

You can bet the party will be serving up lotsa–

Chronic
Outbursts
From
Fruity
Egocentric
Elitists

2 03 2010
giovanniworld

Crassness? What crassness? Keep in mind that we are talking about progressives, so there is nothing too crass you could ever say about them, or your reactions to them.

Didn’t some recent pop-star do a song about Fallback girls? I have zero clue as to what a fallback girl is, do you?

Gio-

P.S. Yeah, I know my age is showing.

2 03 2010
bkeyser
2 03 2010
giovanniworld

BK,

I love all three posters. Everytime we hear of the Coffee Party we need to post one of these posters along with it.

Curious… did you get my email from over the weekend?

Gio-

2 03 2010
bkeyser

Sure did- I’ll catch up with you tomorrow. Busy week so far. And I’ll email the posters to you so you can use them at your pleasure. -Bob

2 03 2010
giovanniworld

No problemo!

Gio-

2 03 2010
DCG

Great job! I posted one of these on twitter – BK, are you on twitter?

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