Weekend Open Thread

19 12 2009

Here’s our Open Thread for the last weekend before Christmas. Are you all caught up on your Christmas shopping? LOL

I heard this joke on KSFO talk radio this morning:

Vladimir Putin, Queen Elizabeth II, and George W. Bush found themselves transported to a red room, completely empty except for a red phone. Looking around, the three quickly came the conclusion that they must be in Hell.

Then the Devil appeared and told them they could each make one phonecall.

Putin went first and made a call to Moscow to find out how Russia was faring. After he was done, the Devil said: “That cost you a million rubles!”

Next the Queen placed a call to PM Gordon Brown at No. 10 Downing Street. The Devil demanded a payment of 6 million pounds.

Finally, it was Bush’s turn, who called the White House. But the Devil said nothing.

Curious, Putin and the Queen asked how much Bush would have to pay. The Devil said: “Oh, the call cost nothing! In fact, Bush can call as many times as he likes!”

Putin and the Queen were beside themselves with outrage. Sputtering, they protested: “That isn’t fair!”

The Devil replied: “Since Obama became prez, America’s gone to Hell. Local calls are free!”


Merry CHRISTmas, everyone!





5 responses

19 12 2009
Doc's Wife

Just heard on Fow News that Ben Nelson caved, and the crooks now have their damned 60 votes! My husband is looking at the map of New Zealand!!!! HELP!

19 12 2009

Nelson is a prostitute that has sold his soul (and ours) to the devil…11/10 can’t come soon enough!

20 12 2009
Cecil Moon

Never mind pinning down the date, the birth of the Savior is well worth celebrating. We have received the “Greatest Gift” which none of us can ever hope to repay. Merry Christmas!!

20 12 2009
Doc's Wife

We do need to stop and remember this special time. We have so much to be thankful for. Amen, and Merry Christmas!

21 12 2009

Jim DeMint has a “Read Every Page” petition that he’ll deliver to Reid:


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