You May Be a Taliban

9 12 2009

This is so politically incorrect…and so so funny….

H/t my friend Judith!





1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can’t afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States




2 responses

9 12 2009

I read this on the Washington Post website:

This sounds to me like the “kids” where caught before they could do any damage to US troops in Afganistan and now CAIR wants the US to bail them out since they are “american” citizens.
Am I overthinking this thing?

9 12 2009


Something stinks about this article and the whole story as we know it so far. It’s as if someone wanted this to make the news, but they didn’t want the whole truth to be told. It could be that CAIR is the one that leaked this to the Mass Media, but there reasons are unclear. CAIR would only get involved in anything like this unless they somehow profit from it.

Give this a few days and the truth may come out.


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