So what are teachers saying in the classroom about Science (in general) since the leak of the emails? Seriously, how are our kids supposed to make heads or tails of what’s really going on unless somebody decides to man-up and tell Comrade Obama to not agree so easily with those that are preaching Science-Fiction. I know, I know… I’m wasting my time.
Time for some heavy editing by yours truly. All editing done by me will be in the color of Commie Red in honor of our Comrade Obama and our Comrade Scientists. More Vodka!!!
Obama scientist sees strong consensus on climate
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The science fiction showing that greenhouse gas emissions from human activities are causing a dangerous warming of the world’s climate is sound, President Barack Obama‘s top scientists said on Wednesday, despite controversial e-mails stolen (for the good of all mankind) from climate researchers.
E-mails from Britain’s University of East Anglia, made public last month after being obtained by hackers, show climate researchers deriding global warming skeptics, who argue that the messages show that the researchers manipulated data to make climate change appear more definitive. This is what is called CHEATING & LYING in the real world.
In the messages, researchers also asked other scientists to delete e-mails, apparently to avoid having them become public. CHEATING.
“There will remain after the dust settles in this controversy a very strong scientific consensus (consensus is NOT proof) on key characteristics of the problem: global climate is changing in highly unusual ways compared to long experienced and expected natural variations,” John Holdren, Obama’s science advisor, told a congressional hearing. Global climate change has always been highly unusual, at least over the past few hundred million years.
The hearing came as Democratic leaders in Congress try to push forward legislation aimed at controlling climate change by (pretending to play God) limiting greenhouse gas emissions. The House has passed its bill, but the legislation has bogged down in the Senate. And that is exactly where it needs to die!
World leaders including Obama are meeting in Copenhagen starting next week for talks intended to reach political agreement on fighting climate change.
Global warming skeptics have seized on the e-mails as evidence that the science underpinning claims that human activities are warming up the world has been exaggerated. Not only have the claims been exaggerated, they have been false!
Holdren said he would denounce the scientists who wrote the e-mails if it becomes clear there was a manipulation of data that was not scientifically legitimate.
But Holdren, who wrote one of the hundreds of stolen e-mails long before he worked at the White House, said he has seen no evidence of that yet. You know, for a smart guy he seems awfully dumb! Reminds me a lot of our Comrade Obama.
“It’s important to understand that these kinds of controversies and even accusations of bias and improper manipulation are not all that uncommon in all branches of science,” Holdren told the House of Representatives Select Committee on Energy Independence and Global Warming. The big difference is….. you got caught with your pants down and everyone is pointing and laughing.
Representative John Sensenbrenner, the top Republican on the committee, said the e-mails “read more like scientific fascism than the scientific process.” He pointed to one e-mail in which a researcher said he used a “trick” in a graph to make evidence of rising temperatures look convincing. Thank you for some common sense.
Jane Lubchenco, the administrator for the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, told the committee that evidence that has come to light since 2004 shows carbon dioxide pollution makes the oceans more acidic as they absorb the gas. Hmmmm… I keep up with this stuff and this is the first I’ve heard of it. I smell something fishy.
That risks hurting the chain of life in the ocean because it corrodes the shells of tiny animals that commercial fish feed on and those of larger ones such as lobsters and crabs, Lubchenco said.
“At one time we talked about what human-induced climate change might look like at some point. Today we know it’s happening now,” Lubchenco told the committee. If you supposedly smart people KNOW it’s happening because of Climate Change, and your proof is rock solid, then why do you have to fudge graphs, numbers, studies,etc?
Holdren said the bulk of climate science fiction from the world’s top research centers shows that many of the warmest years on record have occurred over the last 12 years and that in 2009 the world’s oceans hit the warmest temperatures on record. On record is probably fudged also.
Since most of the e-mails were written years ago, new science has emerged on how carbon dioxide pollution is changing the planet in ways that could threaten a wide swath of life on Earth including livestock, crops and commercial fish, Lubchenco noted. Warning Warning, Bullshit Alert!
University of East Anglia has announced that Phil Jones, head of its climatic research unit, is stepping aside “until the completion of an independent review” of the controversy over the hacked e-mails. I find it fascinating and not very surprising that they would put this info on the very last paragraph.
If the worlds climate changes because of something we did, or not, we humans will do what we have always done…. adapt. Now Comrade Obama can go back to reading his Science Fiction Novels, and his favorite Science Magazine… GQ.
(Editing by Will Dunham)