Letter to Nobel Committee

9 10 2009
Created by ingenious GiovanniWorld member bkeyser

Created by ingenious GiovanniWorld member bkeyser

The committee that just awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama is called the Norwegian Nobel Committee (NNC) because its membership is comprised entirely of Norwegians.

There are five members. They are Thorbjørn Jagland, Kaci Kullmann Five, Sissel Rønbeck, Inger-Marie Ytterhorn, and Ågot Valle. 3 of the 5 are members of far left parties: the self-described “social democratic” and “progressive” Labour Party, and the outright socialist Socialist Left Party.

Here is my letter to the NNC, urging these crazy lovable Norwegians to award Nobel Prizes to two more Americans.



October 8, 2009

Dear esteemed members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee,

Congratulations on your surprising but wise selection of President Barry Soetoro Barack Hussein Obama to be the recipient of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!

Alfred Nobel, the blood-stained Swedish founder of the Nobel Prizes who invented dynamite and was the owner of Bofors, a major armaments manufacturer, would be so proud!

But why should you limit the Nobel Prize to just Obama? Surely other members of his inspired administration deserve a prize as well?

On behalf of Giovanni’s World, allow me to hereby proffer two more candidates for a Nobel Prize.

Candidate No. 1: Obama’s “science czar” John Holdren — the man who once said that mandatory abortion and sterilization are constitutional when overpopulation leads to famines — for predicting 1 billion people will die in “carbon-dioxide induced famines” in a coming new ice age by 2020. Aren’t you happy that earth has narrowly escaped the insidious Global Warming?

Candidate No. 2: Obama’s “regulatory czar” Cass Sunstein, for his encouraging observation that America is too racist for socialism because the “white majority” opposes welfare since such programs largely would benefit blacks and Hispanics.

Thank you for your consideration! We await your decision, Oh Wise Ones!

I remain

Respectfully yours,





8 responses

9 10 2009

MissMuffin and bkeyser,

My apologies for inadvertently deleting your comments to this thread!

Please comment again, please?

9 10 2009

Sorry, Eowyn, but I can’t remember what I wrote. Since I’m as old as dirt, my memory fails at times.

9 10 2009


You were extolling bkeyser for his inventive photoshop pics 😉

9 10 2009

Eo- no worries! Thanks for posting the pics!

If you’ve ever got an idea for one, let me know. I enjoy doing these and even though I’m far from a pro at it, it’s still a thrill seeing them appreciated by you two. I’d be happy to provide more gratis shops if you’ve got something specific in mind. Gio’s got my email address if you wish to contact me.

And if you find an interesting current event story on how Congress plans to ram Cap-n-Trade up our butts, I’ve got a shop in hiding for that…

9 10 2009

Thanks, bkeyser, for allowing us to use your inventive pics!

I for sure will check your page — http://www.flickr.com/photos/sgtkey0811/ — with regularity and alarming frequency 😉

9 10 2009
Happy Man

I am proud that an American won the Nobel Peace Prize.

9 10 2009

Would be great if it was someone who actually ACCOMPLISHED PEACE, not just said he wants it. By the Nobel reasoning I deserve the Peace Prize!!

9 10 2009

“Happy Man”,

Stop masquerading as an American nationalist. It doesn’t suit you.

Would you be as proud if Bush or McCain or your bete-noire Palin won?

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