Yep, it’s me…. long lost Gio.
I have returned with a game changing appreciation for life, and hope to spend the rest of my time on earth helping others learn how to avoid stupid. With that said, I would like to start by saying that I have missed all my friends here at the blog, and would also ask for your forgiveness. Had I known what March 8th, 2010 was going to end up like, I would have gladly stayed in bed that day and only let down people for just that one day. As it turns out, my stupidity will now mean that I will be letting people down for years to come. Not by choice.
On that fateful March day, I was doing some repairs here at the homestead when I fell off a roof and landed on a concrete sidewalk. I have no memory of that day or for the next 2 weeks after. But I know myself well enough to know that I was in a rush to get the job done so I ignored all safety precautions and simply used the stupid method. A method I sometimes think I invented. This time however the stupid method almost cost me my life. As it is, it’s cost me in ways that are hard to convey to others. To give you a short example, it has taken almost 2.5 hours to type to this point of this post, and it could take years before I will get back to my old speed. However, after hearing that I was given my last rites in the hospital, I am thankful that I can even do this little. God has kept me around for some reason. Now it’s up to me to figure out what that reason is.
For those of you that like to know details, let me give you a short list of injuries. Cracked skull. Broken neck 2 places. Broken back 4 places. Broken all ribs on right side. One rib punctured right lung. Right ear drum hole blown in it. Broken collar bone. Broken shoulder. Broken upper right arm. Broken lower right arm. Broken right wrist. And finally, broken bones in right hand. I think that covers it. As you may guessed, I have many scars (I call them zippers) from multiple surgeries to install cadaver bone, titanium plates, and lot’s of titanium screws. All the scars make me look scary as hell without a shirt on. Although it seems I tried to destroy my body, the doctors that worked on me are all absolute magicians. There is no other health system in the wprld that could have done such a good job at saving my life and putting me back together.
Enough of my problems. Although I lost a couple of weeks of memory, I kept up with politics etc while in the hospital and in re-hab. It’s plain to see that not much has improved during my absense, and Obama is still our president. So I plan to keep this blog going and speak my mind about the greatest country on earth. Because of my slow rehabilitation, I will not be able to keep up the blog as I did in the past, but will do as I can. To give you an idea how slow the process is now… it’s taken me 3 attempts over a 2 day period to write this entire post.
Well, that’s all for now. Remember, STUPID is for chumps!
Gio-

Man, Gio it’s good to have you back, all of us have been really concerned for you. I for one have been checking your blog at least once day hoping to hear from you. With the injuries you sustained I know the recovery/rehab is going to be a long one and I will be praying for your full recovery. For right now, WELCOME BACK OLD FRIEND!
Gio!!!
I’m so very very happy you’re back and you’re ALIVE! Everyone’s been so worried about you, and completely mystified and at a loss as to know what happened to you, where you are, what to do.
THANK THE ALMIGHTY GOD YOU’RE ALIVE. Please know that we’re all praying for you. Don’t worry about blogging. Just concentrate on getting better.
God bless you and your family!
Always,
Eowyn
Gio,
Since we cannot visit you ’cause we don’t know where you are
, I’ve left you some virtual roses here:
http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2010/05/07/gio-is-back/
Love,
Eowyn
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So happy to meet you, Gio! Stupid isn’t cool. I will remind myself of that when I am walking defenseless through my yard and come upon another diamondback, or blowing the leaves off my roof.
I don’t know how to follow this blog or join. I follow Eowyn’s. Please let me know.
First of all, I’m glad you’re back. I thought for sure you turned out to be Glenn Beck and just got tired of the blog!
Second of all: http://www.buildingtradesdir.com/guilds/northcarolina/North_Carolina_roofing/north_carolina_roofing.html
And finally, I’m glad you’re back. Get well quickly my friend! Keep us updated as you can.
Good to see you back, slow and steady on the mend so you get it right.
I am so, so happy that you are back–how I have missed your wit and intelligence!!! I posted you a note on Eowyn’s blog. Please take care of yourself, and follow doctors orders. God bless you!!
Gio,
Glad to see you are back. Sorry to read of your ordeal. You are one fortunate man, and no doubt God is looking out for you.
Hope you heal quickly and that things will eventually get back to normal with you.
I have come close, but never fallen off a roof, but I have done some pretty stoopid shit in my life, too. Honestly, it’s a miracle in and of itself that I survived my teens.
Hope to see you over at NB at some point.
-Dave
Gio,
My imagination was running wild with what could have happened to you. Falling off of the roof was not one of my imaginings! I am so glad to hear that you are alive and healing. Take care of yourself and get better soon.
Welcome back Gio and so glad that you survived your fall. Prayers for you and your family as you go thru recovery. Take good care of yourself and we’ll handle the trolls in your absence!
So it was just a roof……….I had it down to Aliens or witness protection program……….I’m really sorry you got hurt so bad Gio, You have no idea how much worry and time we spent trying to find out what happened………we really do care, and are really glad , well sorry your hurt this bad, but given some of the other outcomes that could have been………At least your on the mend. There were many prayers and It looks like they were answered………….Steve
Steve,
LOL – I was starting to think the Comrade Chairman’s Internet commie-czar had gotten him.
-Dave
Dave, That did cross my mind, but I figured they would have followed that up with visits to us……wait there’s a knock on my door, be right ba………ahhh……….LOL
Hope this Saturday morning finds you stronger and in less pain than the day before.It has made my weekend knowing that you are alive and getting well! I have missed my dear friend!
Oh, forgot to say this. Do not know what happened in y’all’s local elections but all of our incumbent “good ole boys” got voted OUT in the primary last week. This is HUGE in our county because many have been there forever. Change is definitely coming.
Gio,
I initially posted this on “Fellowship” but need to repeat:
I have you to thank for bringing me into the world of blogging and introducing me to a group of quality folks. Welcome back amongst the living!!!!!
For a while I was beginning to think they locked you up for sedition.
I’m glad you survived. So who is going to clean the gutters now?
So glad you are alright Gio….. Missed you like crazy……. God bless you and your family and hope for speedy recovery……. Keep you in my prayers……
Love this blog and missed it and you daily……….
Gio,
It is good to see you back and I like the rest was concerned about what happened. May I suggest that you educate a family member to password and how to post so that if something like that happens again they can at least give us all a heads up.
Glad to see you back .Hope you get well soon
Even though I follow the blog only rarely, and post never (except this time), welcome back and good luck on your recovery. Someone recommended your blog as a good one and I have been checking every week or so.
As I said, good luck on your recovery.
Andy
COULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED TO A BIGGER ASSHOLE!!!
Thank you, Duh (what an apt name!), for exposing so clearly just who
liberalssocialists/commies really are:Malevolent evil creatures who wish ill upon those who disagree with you.
Aren’t you libs supposed to be tolerant bleeding hearts, full of love and peace? Guess that’s just one of your many many lies!
No wonder all Marxist regimes — in the USSR, People’s Republic of China, North Korea, ad nauseum — kill millions of their countrymen. I’m sure you would do the same, if you attain the power — which we shall make sure you and your fellow scum will NEVER get.
And the true colors of a lib come through…wishing ill upon others who don’t agree with you. How “progressive”.
Watch out dumduh, karma can be a bit*h!!