Sent to me by fs…
PSALM 2009
FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ..
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has anointed my income with taxes, my expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American, I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog …
And Obama was a tree..
Priceless!!! And if he were a tree, we could cut him down or, maybe he would fall down if the winds of change became too strong!
Doc’s Wife,
Better still, we could spread the word that the tree (Obama) is a special tree and get 20 Tree Hugging hippies to tie themselves to it for months on end. This way we know he would have gone insane before being cut down for firewood.
Gio-
That’s just Fun!