As of 9/30/08′ at 6:45 PM, the future of Sarah Palin is in serious jeapordy. There should be a response shortly coming from the McCain camp on this latest of the Sarah Palin saga. Most conservatives like myself were counting on Sarah being able to re-invigorate the GOP and get it back to it’s core values. Sadly, it looks like we have all been screwed by a rising political star once again. This may very well be the turning point in this campaign. We might as well start getting used to Obama as our Socialist leader for the next 4 years. Personally, I am crushed by the news, but for those of you that want to know what this is all about, please keep on reading.
Some of the liberal bloggers worked together in trying to dig up dirt on Gov. Palin and have uncovered something that should have been caught during the vetting process. They announced just a short while ago that Sarah Palin may have her lipliner tattooed on permanently. Below is the picture they have uncovered. Becuase of the seriousness of the charge, I have decided to name the person that uncovered this dasterdly deed. Her name is ‘Anya Strzemien’. Anya evidently was working off a tip sent to her by a close friend that works for the blog called Wonkette. After looking at all the evidence, Anya decided to go public with this by publishing this info at the ‘beyond reproach Huffington Post’. Once it went public, and the good people of the Obama flock digested the news, the shit hit the fan.
Ok, I can’t take it any longer. Let me explain…. This is actually a real story running at the Huffington Post. And to top it off, they are not joking, and this is not someones idea of shtick. They actually think this is an issue. Below are some of the comments in response to this in-depth investigation. Yes, I know this is a joke, but only to you and I. The folks at Huffpo are actually taking this very serious. Here’s the bottom line… If we cant beat these idiots in this election then we need to go back to the drawing board and re-think our priorities. Please do not blame me for any suicides because of this posting.
Let the stupid comments run amock…
“Now I know what McCain saw in her.”
- Posted by P.M.
“Hint: Her lips probably look that way from all the asses she’s had to kiss lately.”
- Posted by Z.B.
“Lipliner looks gross anyway. Why anyone would want to put stripes on their mouth…………”
- Posted by Y.E.S.
“You can tell it’s a taboo by look at her upper lip; the tatoo artist increased her lip line. Sarah Palin must be quite vain to have had this procedure. She also owns her own tanning salon. Not your avergae hockey mom if you ask me.”
- Posted by A.V.
“Fine with me if her lipliner has been tatooed. Perhaps it had to be! Afterall, you can’t put lipstick on a pitbull!”
- Posted by A.J.
“If her lipliner is infact a tattoo, too bad for her when she gets older and her lips shrink. What a stupid thing to do. Almost as stupid as thinking she could be a remotely adequate Prez when melanoma or age strikes down her running mate.”
- Posted by P.C.
“Considering what comes out of that mouth… does she kiss her mother and children with that same mouth??!!”
- Posted by T.T.L.
“Kudos to whoever did the research.”
- Posted by S.C.
“Good Christians don’t get tattoos.”
- Posted by J.F.
“Did you see the Wasilla Assembly of God video where she talked about Track getting a tattoo and how they “didn’t approve” but were proud that he got a “big ol’ Jesus fish”?”
- Posted by J.F.
“She has a nervous tic, shows up in those interviews. She always licks her lips, leaving a border of lipstick. That’s my guess.”
- Posted by S.D.
“She probably has a tramp stamp too!”
- Posted by R.S.
“Can we as dedicated liberals stop this senseless time-wasting nonsense and get back to planning the socialization of this nation?”
- Posted by H.D.
At least the very last post showed that some liberals still have their eye on the ball. Some of them admit that their goal is nothing less than a Socialist State for the USA. We have no choice but to beat these people in 35 days from today! We cannot let this country be run by the stupidest people on earth!
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Man don’t you EVER freak me out again what the hell is wrong with you, A POX on thee!!!!!
Sorry Will, I just had to have some fun with this one.
How absurd can these people get? Who, in their right mind would give a hoot about anyones lip-liner, especially… ON A WOMAN!
I’m just hoping I didn’t cause any heart attacks.
Late breaking!
It has just been revealed that Sarah Palin has a secret plan to change the National Anthem to “Hey Dude” (sung to some old Beatles tune)! I sure hope Gwen Ifill will challenge her on this outrage!
Its spelled b e c a u s e
What next? She uses plastic diapers and not eco-friendly cloth ones on Trigg? They are REALLY stretching on this. The fact is, they are so stymied that they have actually finally found a “real person” and they are flummoxed at what to do. There’s no “there” there. So sad.
liplinergate
ok u nearly had me. I have been pretty good at finding all the good n bad things, but this Is just crazy. Thank u for giving me a good laugh. Seriously, if this is what they have to complain about, I’ll sleep easier knowing we’re that much closer to McCain/palin 08!!!!!!!!!!
grasping at straws
That you conservatives would jump on something like this as a reason to defend Sarah Palin just proves to me that you’ve lost the election. Focus on issues. ISSUES, like global warming and the environment. Or don’t. I guess we don’t really need another four more years of economic catastrophe.
That is true Ed Raven we did jump on this but after reading the libs attack on Sarah I actually feel pretty good about my irrational jump to conclusion. Now if you would excuse me I need to idle my car in respect to Gia.
Hey “serfer62″:
If you’re going around correcting people’s spelling, do make sure that you don’t live in a glass house yourself.
Your “Its spelled b e c a u s e” should be “It’s spelled b e c a u s e.” Or don’t you know the difference between “Its” and “It’s”?
Eowyn,
Nice catch! Funny how a spelling mistake brings out the worst in people.
Ed,
I guess the absurdity of the left for even caring about this issue went right over your head!
Giovanni, what has gone over your head is that since McCain voted for the Mega Bush Bailout, Obama’s voter support has skyrocketed to landslide proportions in swing states Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida. This election is now unanimously in favor of Obama as a result. Get over it, already.
Some people don’t deserve free speech. People who sit at their computers and support illegal wars certainly don’t in my book.
Thanks Ed.
You just gave me more absurd statements coming from a lefty to highlight on my site.
Thanks and keep the babble coming, we love it.